A is for Atlantis, where Daniel doesn’t go
B is for Ba’al, who Jack likes to snow
C is for Chicken flavored macaroni and cheese
D is for DHD, check it first if you please

[Chorus]
Merrily, Merrily, how merry step we,
Through the gate each week a new planet to see
Then it’s trees, and natives, and running each time,
SG1’s just happy if no one has died!

E is for Event Horizon, it only looks wet
F is for Fraiser, small but a threat
G is for Gao’ul, godhood is quite a gig
H is for Honkin’ Space Gun, preferably big

I is for Iris, it says “Nobody’s Home”
J is for Jonas, he was only on loan
K is for Kawoosh always stand to one side
L is for Linea, if you see her go hide

M is for Murray  man of many hats
N is for Nick and crystal skull traps
O is for O’neill, that’s two L’s not one 
P is for Paperwork, Back-to-Life takes a ton

Q is for Quiet, special ops 101
R is for Ramp, head first is no fun
S is for Stargate, spinning is best 
T is for Thor, whose timing is blessed

U is for Uniform, which one today?
V is for Victory, a zillion Ori away
W is for Washington, where the pennies are pinched
X is for Xerox, two Jack’s are a bitch

Y is for Yu, he’s nuts as can be
Z is for Zatblasts one, two and three..
It is also the end of my song at this time
For now I have set all the letters in rhyme.