Title: Want Ad
Season: Season 7
Rating: G
Category: Humor, drabble
Summary: Wanted: First Prime

Disclaimer: Only the story is mine, everything else belongs to the nice folks at Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions.

Notes: This idea came about as my friend and I were watching The Lost City. It occurred to me that Anubis was going through more than his fair share of First Primes and I wondered... Well, the result of my twisted wondering is below.

This is for you Donia

WANTED: First Prime for your God Anubis

QUALIFICATIONS: Fierce warrior with rippling pectoral muscles and large, muscular body; stoicism preferred. Warrior must be capable of killing my enemies and unruly subjects without flinching. Enjoyment of said acts desired, but not required.

BENEFITS: You will receive all the benefits that come from working for your God. You may kill whomever you please (with permission from your God). You may have any woman you may want (with permission from your God). Pocket money as needed.

LENGTH OF EMPLOYMENT: On average my First Prime lasts three weeks. However, perhaps you will be different.

Ta dah! What do you think of my first attempt at a Drabble (100-word ficlet)? Please let me know!

April 17, 2004